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Absent From School Excusess
- 1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.2. Plea...Read the whole joke |
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Absent Minded Husband
- Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I'm an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wif...Read the whole joke |
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Absentminded Doc!
- A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.He goes into a...Read the whole joke |
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Accidental Meeting
- A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but...Read the whole joke |
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Accidents
- Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?A: She moved....Read the whole joke |
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Accidents near home
- What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within five miles of home? He moved...Read the whole joke |
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Accountant Math!
- An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:"Dear Jane, I am 54 years ...Read the whole joke |
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Act of Generosity
- A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor..."I feel real good today. I started out this morni...Read the whole joke |
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Act Religious
- A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the pilot announced, "Two of ...Read the whole joke |
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Actual Answer from a Medical Student
- While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students. ?As you can se...Read the whole joke |
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Actual Court Sayings!
- 30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: Wha...Read the whole joke |
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Actual excuse notes to teachers!
- *** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son is u...Read the whole joke |
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Actual Medical Charts
- The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cr...Read the whole joke |
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Actual product instructions.
- ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could ...Read the whole joke |
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Adages and Questions
- What do you call an unemployed jester? ... Nobody's fool.Half of being smart is knowing what you're ...Read the whole joke |
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Adam & Eve make a choice!
- God was talking to Adam and Eve one day just before Creation. He asked, "Well, you two, I only have ...Read the whole joke |
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Adam Accused By Eve!
- Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands....When Adam stayed out very late for a few ...Read the whole joke |
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Adam and Eve
- A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of...Read the whole joke |
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Adam and Eve.
- Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands.When Adam stayed out very late for a few nig...Read the whole joke |
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Adam Gets Two Organs
- One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news", God said...Read the whole joke |
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Adam talks to God.
- One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men ...Read the whole joke |
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Adam was lonely.
- Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him...Read the whole joke |
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Addicted To AOL
- You Might Be Addicted to AOL if........Tech Support calls "You" for help......Someone at work tells ...Read the whole joke |
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Addicted to AOL!
- 1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line? Please respond within 10 minut...Read the whole joke |
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Addicted to Internet Porn
- Signs Your Partner is - During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot. - His new compute...Read the whole joke |
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