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Army Wisdom
- A Purple Heart proves three things: you were smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try i...Read the whole joke |
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Arnold:the musical
- Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical about famous composer...Read the whole joke |
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Arthritis
- A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was sta...Read the whole joke |
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Arthritis is so cruel
- "I'll tell you," he said, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease." "Crueller than can...Read the whole joke |
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Artificial Insemination
- A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none o...Read the whole joke |
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As Long As A Cat\'s Tail
- Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says, "My cock is longer than ...Read the whole joke |
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Asleep at the desk
- If you get caught sleeping on the job, here's some quick excuses!It's okay...I'm still billing the c...Read the whole joke |
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Assassin Interview
- fter all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists for ...Read the whole joke |
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Assign the punishment
- Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little conf...Read the whole joke |
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At College
- Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A visitor....Read the whole joke |
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At the Amusement Park
- A young man took a blind date to an amusement park.They went for a ride on the Ferris wheel. The rid...Read the whole joke |
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At the beach.
- A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up to her, grabbed her hand, and...Read the whole joke |
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At the blood donor clinic
- A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"...Read the whole joke |
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At the Bull acution.
- This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are...Read the whole joke |
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At The Circus
- A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very int...Read the whole joke |
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At the Club.
- So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -"Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this...Read the whole joke |
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At the crazy farm!
- A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds, and he entered a patient's room to find ...Read the whole joke |
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At The Pearly Gates
- Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Pet...Read the whole joke |
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At the shoe store...
- A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the sales cler...Read the whole joke |
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At the store.
- You're so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!...Read the whole joke |
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Athletes
- If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? - Mistle toe, of course!...Read the whole joke |
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Athletic Sperm
- Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a super jock sperm who spent all his...Read the whole joke |
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Attempts by the dumb
- SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN - August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Six people drowned yesterday whi...Read the whole joke |
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Attorney Hunting Rules
- A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS372.01 - Any person with a valid Californi...Read the whole joke |
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Aussie Trouser Snake.
- An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty and were sharing...Read the whole joke |
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