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And you thing you have it bad!
- There's a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like "Man, I got it bad, they chop me ...Read the whole joke |
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Andy is God\\\'s son
- A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter...He first tells her that t...Read the whole joke |
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Andy Rooney Quotes
- Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I'm not into working out. My p...Read the whole joke |
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Angelic Husband
- A woman tells her friend, "My husband is an angel."Her friend replies, "You're lucky, mine is still ...Read the whole joke |
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Angry Truck Driver
- A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. H...Read the whole joke |
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Angry Wife
- A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out t...Read the whole joke |
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Animal Crackers.
- A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries.The ...Read the whole joke |
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Anna\'s mom....
- Anna's mother has 3 kids... the youngest daughter's name is Penny... the middle daughter's name is N...Read the whole joke |
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Anniversary
- A guy says, "For our Twentieth , I'm taking my wife to Australia." His friend says, "That's going to...Read the whole joke |
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Anniversary Flowers
- A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was ready to take his order ...Read the whole joke |
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Anniversary Gift
- With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants to celebr...Read the whole joke |
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Anniversary Trouble
- Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yell...Read the whole joke |
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Annoyance
- What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the telephone!...Read the whole joke |
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Another bar joke
- A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!...Read the whole joke |
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Another Bill Joke
- Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here....Read the whole joke |
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Another Castration
- A man went to his doctor and said, "I want to be castrated.""What?" said the doctor, "surely you don...Read the whole joke |
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Another chicken crosses the road.
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN be done!...Read the whole joke |
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Another Chicken Joke
- Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken's day off!...Read the whole joke |
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Another Clinton Joke...
- Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A: The nation!...Read the whole joke |
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Another Dog With No Legs
- Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don't matter what you call him, he ain't commin'!...Read the whole joke |
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Another dress
- Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: "I've got another dress for you to clean...Read the whole joke |
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Another Dumb Blonde
- A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a smal...Read the whole joke |
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Another Dumb Viagra Joke
- What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!...Read the whole joke |
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Another miracle?
- A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what?s the ...Read the whole joke |
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Another test
- There was a blonde driving a ferrari. A cop pulls her over forspeeding, the cop asks," can I see you...Read the whole joke |
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