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1	When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts... - When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts...In high school, I dated a girl wi...Read the whole joke	1
2	When should you care for a man's company? - When should you care for a man's company?When he owns it....Read the whole joke	0
3	Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment? - Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?A mental hospital....Read the whole joke	1
4	Where is the best place in a book store to find a man... - Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimula...Read the whole joke	3
5	Which of the following lines will do a better job... - Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?1) Get away or I'll call...Read the whole joke	2
6	Why a man cannot eat like a bird? - Why can't a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up food with your pecker?Sent by Chris...Read the whole joke	1
7	Why are men like blenders? - Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why....Read the whole joke	1
8	Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? - Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parti...Read the whole joke	1
9	Why do men die before their wives? - Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to....Read the whole joke	0
10	Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? - why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don't have eyes...Read the whole joke	2
11	Why do men like blonde jokes?? - Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them....Read the whole joke	1
12	Why do men name their penis? - Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of ...Read the whole joke	0
13	Why do men name their penises? - Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the person w...Read the whole joke	0
14	Why do men pay more than women for car insurance? - Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?Because women don't get blowjobs while they're driv...Read the whole joke	3
15	Why do men take showers instead of baths? - Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting....Read the whole joke	1
16	Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? - Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps them remember which end...Read the whole joke	0
17	Why don't men get mad cow disease? - A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?"Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"...Read the whole joke	1
18	Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? - Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he's plugged into a woman!...Read the whole joke	5
19	WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE? - WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION...Read the whole joke	2
20	Why is urine yellow and sperm white? - Q: Why is urine yellow and sperm white?A: So men can tell if they are coming or going....Read the whole joke	0

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