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Have you heard the one about the...
- Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . . recent survey on cigarettes which found that 90%...Read the whole joke |
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How are husbands like lawn mowers?
- How are husbands like lawn mowers?They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the...Read the whole joke |
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How are men like UFOs?
- How are men like UFOs?You don't know where they come from, what their mission is,or what time they'r...Read the whole joke |
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How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?
- Q. How can you tell if a man is sexually exited?A. He's Breathing....Read the whole joke |
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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
- How can you tell soap operas are fictional? - In real life, men aren't affectionate in bed....Read the whole joke |
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How do men exercise at the beach?
- How do men exercise at the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini....Read the whole joke |
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How do men sort their laundry?
- How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"....Read the whole joke |
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How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?
- Q: How do u get 4 gay men to sit on 1 stoll?A: you turn it over!Sent by gms38...Read the whole joke |
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How do you get a man to do situps?
- How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his ankles......Read the whole joke |
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How do you scare a man?
- How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice....Read the whole joke |
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How does a man keep his youth?
- Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds....Read the whole joke |
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How does a man show he's planning for the future?
- Q: How does a man show he's planning for the future?A: He buys two cases of beer instead of one....Read the whole joke |
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How is a man like a snow fall?
- How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will las...Read the whole joke |
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How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?
- How is being at the singles bar different from being at the circus?At the circus the clowns don't ta...Read the whole joke |
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How many honest, intelligent, caring men...
- How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the dishes? -Both of th...Read the whole joke |
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
- How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? - No one knows. Its never happened....Read the whole joke |
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
- How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time she brings it....Read the whole joke |
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How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
- How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two to show off and sh...Read the whole joke |
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?Four. Actually, only one to screw it in.The other...Read the whole joke |
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