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1 What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
- What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob...Read the whole joke
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2 What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
- What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a load of laundry....Read the whole joke
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3 What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
- What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry....Read the whole joke
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4 What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
- What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion....Read the whole joke
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5 What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
- What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste....Read the whole joke
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6 What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
- What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you cough, its not y...Read the whole joke
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7 What should you give a man who has everything?
- What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin...Read the whole joke
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8 What's a definition of a gynecologist?
- What's a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in a place whe...Read the whole joke
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9 What's the definition of bravery?
- What's the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!...Read the whole joke
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10 What's the difference between an oral thermometer and...
- What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste....Read the whole joke
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11 Whats blue and does not fit any more?
- Whats blue and doesn't fit any more? - A dead epileptic....Read the whole joke
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12 Where are the fingers?
- Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off al...Read the whole joke
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13 Who's got my pen?
- A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his...Read the whole joke
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14 Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
- Here's a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?The scientist...Read the whole joke
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15 Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
- Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off the smart ones....Read the whole joke
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16 Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
- Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's al...Read the whole joke
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17 Will it hurt doctor?
- Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) 'Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: 'Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown'...Read the whole joke
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NO HATE.. THIS IS FUNNY.. BLACK JOKES... I AM SORRY
Sixshot.com, Switzerland - 7 hours ago
I dont know what your sayin?? I DID NOT write it, I read it.. It was FUNNY.. To mee anyway.. I work with tons of white/blk ppl, not racist. THIS was crazy. ...


An offbeat look
USA Weekend - 17 hours ago
My parents may not have made funny jokes about it, but they were supportive. With any life-changing decision, that's the most important thing. ...


Bob Saget + bad words = not funny
Minnesota Daily, MN - Apr 17, 2008
By Jay Boller in case you haven't heard, Bob Saget (TV's Danny Tanner) swears and talks about having sex with things these days. If that was news to you, ...


Drabbles in a Tooth Fairy's Journal - Sa13+
SnitchSeeker.com, CA - May 11, 2008
[Pardon my insanity and my not so funny jokes they are mainly there to crack me up, am in a bit of bizarre mood, you tend to be that way when you are all ...


This guy's no dummy
Peoria Journal Star, IL - May 4, 2008
The show was opened by "Guitar Hero" Brian Haner, a guitar-playing comedian who had funny jokes about crystal meth fans ("Thanks for making the drive in ...


JOHNNY CASH - CASH PHONED NELSON FOR LAUGHS
Contactmusic.com, UK - May 2, 2008
Late country legend JOHNNY CASH used to phone close friend WILLIE NELSON in the middle of the night and demand to hear funny jokes. ...


Baltic Times

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Baltic Times, Latvia - Apr 30, 2008
It’s just that it takes too long to get there and in the middle there are no jokes, not any funny jokes, no jokes at all. When the film finally does get to ...


Life is Beautiful for Louth Film Club
Market Rasen Today, UK - Apr 30, 2008
... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ...


BU Today

BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones
BU Today,  MA - Apr 29, 2008
“I just remember Hart laughing at really-not-funny jokes I was telling, and thinking, he’sa really nice guy, because I’m not funny at all right now. ...


Washington Times

White House Correspondents' Association dinner
Washington Times, DC - Apr 28, 2008
... people) but President Bush rocked the house by conducting the Marine Corps band and Ferguson had a few very funny jokes (one in which called the New ...

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