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1 The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic...
- The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've mad...Read the whole joke
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2 The bad news and the good news
- Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, "Your wife was in a ...Read the whole joke
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3 The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him...
- The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him for an examination. "Mrs. Brown, I have some good...Read the whole joke
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4 The doctor took Bill into the room and said...
- The doctor took Bill into the room and said,"Bill, I have some good news and some bad news." Bill sa...Read the whole joke
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5 The evils of marijuana
- A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic ofthe lecture, and on to his fav...Read the whole joke
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6 The following statements were found on patient charts...
- The following statements were found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records....Read the whole joke
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7 The medical student was asked four reasons...
- The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk. T...Read the whole joke
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8 The patient came into the doctor's office...
- The patient came into the doctor's office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, "Have you ever h...Read the whole joke
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9 The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant...
- The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant. "Doctor," she explained, "the baby se...Read the whole joke
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10 There was a costume party at a mental hospital...
- There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was "war". The first person c...Read the whole joke
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11 There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving...
- There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though. He was already a...Read the whole joke
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12 There was this man in a mental hospital...
- There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear tothe wall and listen. The doc...Read the whole joke
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13 This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a...
- This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a concerned look on his face. "Doc," he says, "I'm...Read the whole joke
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14 This male prostitute contracted leprosy...
- This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke
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15 This male prostitute contracted syphilis...
- This male prostitute contracted syphilis.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off....Read the whole joke
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16 This woman goes into a dentist's office...
- This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to t...Read the whole joke
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17 Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor...
- Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor they worked for. Later in the day, they all go...Read the whole joke
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18 Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...
- Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii.As a real bevy of bikini-clad females walked by,...Read the whole joke
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19 Two gynecologists meet at lunch...
- Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, "I had a patient this morning witha clit like a ...Read the whole joke
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20 Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices...
- Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building. One was 40 years old, the ...Read the whole joke
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NO HATE.. THIS IS FUNNY.. BLACK JOKES... I AM SORRY
Sixshot.com, Switzerland - 7 hours ago
I dont know what your sayin?? I DID NOT write it, I read it.. It was FUNNY.. To mee anyway.. I work with tons of white/blk ppl, not racist. THIS was crazy. ...


An offbeat look
USA Weekend - 17 hours ago
My parents may not have made funny jokes about it, but they were supportive. With any life-changing decision, that's the most important thing. ...


Bob Saget + bad words = not funny
Minnesota Daily, MN - Apr 17, 2008
By Jay Boller in case you haven't heard, Bob Saget (TV's Danny Tanner) swears and talks about having sex with things these days. If that was news to you, ...


Drabbles in a Tooth Fairy's Journal - Sa13+
SnitchSeeker.com, CA - May 11, 2008
[Pardon my insanity and my not so funny jokes they are mainly there to crack me up, am in a bit of bizarre mood, you tend to be that way when you are all ...


This guy's no dummy
Peoria Journal Star, IL - May 4, 2008
The show was opened by "Guitar Hero" Brian Haner, a guitar-playing comedian who had funny jokes about crystal meth fans ("Thanks for making the drive in ...


JOHNNY CASH - CASH PHONED NELSON FOR LAUGHS
Contactmusic.com, UK - May 2, 2008
Late country legend JOHNNY CASH used to phone close friend WILLIE NELSON in the middle of the night and demand to hear funny jokes. ...


Baltic Times

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Baltic Times, Latvia - Apr 30, 2008
It’s just that it takes too long to get there and in the middle there are no jokes, not any funny jokes, no jokes at all. When the film finally does get to ...


Life is Beautiful for Louth Film Club
Market Rasen Today, UK - Apr 30, 2008
... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ...


BU Today

BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones
BU Today,  MA - Apr 29, 2008
“I just remember Hart laughing at really-not-funny jokes I was telling, and thinking, he’sa really nice guy, because I’m not funny at all right now. ...


Washington Times

White House Correspondents' Association dinner
Washington Times, DC - Apr 28, 2008
... people) but President Bush rocked the house by conducting the Marine Corps band and Ferguson had a few very funny jokes (one in which called the New ...

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