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1 A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery...
- A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minoroperation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady i...Read the whole joke
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2 A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist...
- A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and ...Read the whole joke
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3 A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...
- A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him fo...Read the whole joke
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4 A definition of psychiatrist
- A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood....Read the whole joke
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5 A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...
- A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were fac...Read the whole joke
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6 A doctor fell into a well once...
- A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone....Read the whole joke
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7 A dyslexic nurse
- Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. ...Read the whole joke
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8 A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa...
- A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had...Read the whole joke
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9 A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...
- A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He wa...Read the whole joke
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10 A folk remedy
- A man's wife had been in a coma for several days following a particularly nasty knock on the head....Read the whole joke
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11 A girl goes to the doctor...
- A girl goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, I'm freakin' out...I'm freakin' out...my pee's coming out...Read the whole joke
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12 A husband and wife are on a nudist beach...
- A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife's business end. Na...Read the whole joke
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13 A large difference
- A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said,"Well, I've got some good news and some bad ...Read the whole joke
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14 A little change
- The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would...Read the whole joke
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15 A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...
- A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"...Read the whole joke
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16 A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...
- A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor call...Read the whole joke
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17 A man goes to a psychiatrist...
- A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start with a Rorsch...Read the whole joke
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18 A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up...
- A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal t...Read the whole joke
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19 A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...
- A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27. She goes and...Read the whole joke
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20 A man walks in to a doctors office...
- A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS." The doctor ...Read the whole joke
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21 A man walks into a doctor office
- A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a ba...Read the whole joke
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22 A man walks into a doctor's office with a...
- A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: I...Read the whole joke
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23 A man went to the doctor for a check up...
- A man went to the doctor for a check up. "How do you feel?" asked the doctor. "Fine." he replied. Af...Read the whole joke
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24 A man went to the doctor to get a physical...
- A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome...Read the whole joke
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25 A memory problem
- Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!Doctor: So, since when d...Read the whole joke
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NO HATE.. THIS IS FUNNY.. BLACK JOKES... I AM SORRY
Sixshot.com, Switzerland - 7 hours ago
I dont know what your sayin?? I DID NOT write it, I read it.. It was FUNNY.. To mee anyway.. I work with tons of white/blk ppl, not racist. THIS was crazy. ...


An offbeat look
USA Weekend - 17 hours ago
My parents may not have made funny jokes about it, but they were supportive. With any life-changing decision, that's the most important thing. ...


Bob Saget + bad words = not funny
Minnesota Daily, MN - Apr 17, 2008
By Jay Boller in case you haven't heard, Bob Saget (TV's Danny Tanner) swears and talks about having sex with things these days. If that was news to you, ...


Drabbles in a Tooth Fairy's Journal - Sa13+
SnitchSeeker.com, CA - May 11, 2008
[Pardon my insanity and my not so funny jokes they are mainly there to crack me up, am in a bit of bizarre mood, you tend to be that way when you are all ...


This guy's no dummy
Peoria Journal Star, IL - May 4, 2008
The show was opened by "Guitar Hero" Brian Haner, a guitar-playing comedian who had funny jokes about crystal meth fans ("Thanks for making the drive in ...


JOHNNY CASH - CASH PHONED NELSON FOR LAUGHS
Contactmusic.com, UK - May 2, 2008
Late country legend JOHNNY CASH used to phone close friend WILLIE NELSON in the middle of the night and demand to hear funny jokes. ...


Baltic Times

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Baltic Times, Latvia - Apr 30, 2008
It’s just that it takes too long to get there and in the middle there are no jokes, not any funny jokes, no jokes at all. When the film finally does get to ...


Life is Beautiful for Louth Film Club
Market Rasen Today, UK - Apr 30, 2008
... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ...


BU Today

BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones
BU Today,  MA - Apr 29, 2008
“I just remember Hart laughing at really-not-funny jokes I was telling, and thinking, he’sa really nice guy, because I’m not funny at all right now. ...


Washington Times

White House Correspondents' Association dinner
Washington Times, DC - Apr 28, 2008
... people) but President Bush rocked the house by conducting the Marine Corps band and Ferguson had a few very funny jokes (one in which called the New ...

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