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1 Lawyer in a car wreck
- One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his...Read the whole joke
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2 Lawyer Means...
- What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician....Read the whole joke
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3 Lawyer Sky Diving
- What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet....Read the whole joke
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4 Lawyer Statue
- One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, an...Read the whole joke
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5 Lawyer vs Physician
- A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in ...Read the whole joke
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6 Lawyer's Birthday Gift
- What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!...Read the whole joke
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7 Lawyer's club
- |A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer's club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for ...Read the whole joke
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8 Lawyer's personal injury
- |A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw...Read the whole joke
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9 Lawyer, police man, doctor
- 3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint pe...Read the whole joke
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10 Lawyers and sperm
- What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human....Read the whole joke
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11 Lawyers give irrelevant information
- |Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass g...Read the whole joke
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12 Lawyers on a flight
- |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenge...Read the whole joke
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13 Lawyers on a jury
- |A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury pan...Read the whole joke
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14 Lawyers take everything
- |A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney...Read the whole joke
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15 Learning a lesson
- |A prominent lawyer's son dreamed of following in his father's footsteps. After graduating from coll...Read the whole joke
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16 Leaving money for the dead
- |A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body o...Read the whole joke
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17 Light bulb lawyers
- |Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one to do it and two to sue him ...Read the whole joke
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NO HATE.. THIS IS FUNNY.. BLACK JOKES... I AM SORRY
Sixshot.com, Switzerland - 13 hours ago
I dont know what your sayin?? I DID NOT write it, I read it.. It was FUNNY.. To mee anyway.. I work with tons of white/blk ppl, not racist. THIS was crazy. ...


An offbeat look
USA Weekend - 22 hours ago
My parents may not have made funny jokes about it, but they were supportive. With any life-changing decision, that's the most important thing. ...


Bob Saget + bad words = not funny
Minnesota Daily, MN - Apr 17, 2008
By Jay Boller in case you haven't heard, Bob Saget (TV's Danny Tanner) swears and talks about having sex with things these days. If that was news to you, ...


Drabbles in a Tooth Fairy's Journal - Sa13+
SnitchSeeker.com, CA - May 11, 2008
[Pardon my insanity and my not so funny jokes they are mainly there to crack me up, am in a bit of bizarre mood, you tend to be that way when you are all ...


This guy's no dummy
Peoria Journal Star, IL - May 4, 2008
The show was opened by "Guitar Hero" Brian Haner, a guitar-playing comedian who had funny jokes about crystal meth fans ("Thanks for making the drive in ...


JOHNNY CASH - CASH PHONED NELSON FOR LAUGHS
Contactmusic.com, UK - May 2, 2008
Late country legend JOHNNY CASH used to phone close friend WILLIE NELSON in the middle of the night and demand to hear funny jokes. ...


Baltic Times

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Baltic Times, Latvia - Apr 30, 2008
It’s just that it takes too long to get there and in the middle there are no jokes, not any funny jokes, no jokes at all. When the film finally does get to ...


Life is Beautiful for Louth Film Club
Market Rasen Today, UK - Apr 30, 2008
... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ...


BU Today

BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones
BU Today,  MA - Apr 29, 2008
“I just remember Hart laughing at really-not-funny jokes I was telling, and thinking, he’sa really nice guy, because I’m not funny at all right now. ...


Washington Times

White House Correspondents' Association dinner
Washington Times, DC - Apr 28, 2008
... people) but President Bush rocked the house by conducting the Marine Corps band and Ferguson had a few very funny jokes (one in which called the New ...

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