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1 Wart's new!
- |What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart's new!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
2 What did the maggot say to another?
- |What did the maggot say to another?What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
3 What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
- |What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you ...Read the whole joke		 0 0
4 What is a grasshopper?
- |What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!...Read the whole joke		 1 0
5 What is a myth?
- |What is a myth?A female moth!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
6 What's a glow worms favorite song?
- |What's a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
7 What's up Pussycat!
- |What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!...Read the whole joke		 1 0
8 Whats the world weakest animal?
- |Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
9 When it's becing toad!
- |When is a car like a frog?When it's becing toad!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
10 When it's raining cats and dogs!
- |When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it's raining cats and dogs!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
11 Where do frogs keep their money?
- |Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
12 Where do frogs keep their treasure?
- |Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
13 Where do you find giant snails?
- |Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
14 Where in earth have you been!
- |What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
15 Where would you put an injured insect?
- |Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
16 which end of a worm is which
- |How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
17 Which fly makes films?
- |Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
18 Why are spiders like tops?
- |Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
19 Why did the fly fly?
- |Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!...Read the whole joke		 1 0
20 Why did the lizard go on a diet?
- |Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
21 Why did the spider buy a car?
- |Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
22 Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
- |Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
23 Why do mice have long tails?
- |Why do mice have long tails?Well, they'd look silly with long hair!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
24 Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
- |Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak ni...Read the whole joke		 0 0
25 Why is the snail the strongest animal?
- |Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!...Read the whole joke		 0 0

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Life is Beautiful for Louth Film Club - Market Rasen Today

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... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ...

BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones - BU Today

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“I just remember Hart laughing at really-not-funny jokes I was telling, and thinking, he’sa really nice guy, because I’m not funny at all right now. ...

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... people) but President Bush rocked the house by conducting the Marine Corps band and Ferguson had a few very funny jokes (one in which called the New ...

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