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1 Save a drowning mouse
- |How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!...Read the whole joke
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2 School dinners come on a plate!
- |What is the difference between school dinners and a pile of slugs?School dinners come on a plate!...Read the whole joke
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3 Sir!
- |What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!...Read the whole joke
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4 Skin-diving!
- |What is a mosquito's favorite sport?Skin-diving!...Read the whole joke
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5 Sleep late!
- |What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!...Read the whole joke
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6 slugs leave a trail
- |How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on the floor that reads "clean ...Read the whole joke
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7 snap, crackle and pop
- |What goes "snap, crackle and pop"?A firefly with a short circuit!...Read the whole joke
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8 Spiders!
- |What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!...Read the whole joke
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9 Spin doctors!
- |What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!...Read the whole joke
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10 Stalagmice!
- |What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves?Stalagmice!...Read the whole joke
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11 stamp out forest fires!
- |Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!...Read the whole joke
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12 Star Warts!
- |What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!...Read the whole joke
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13 Stick insects!
- |What lives in gum trees?Stick insects!...Read the whole joke
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14 stool taken!
- |What's an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!...Read the whole joke
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15 stop for a glow worm
- |When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!...Read the whole joke
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16 Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
- |What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!...Read the whole joke
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17 Swamp Lake!
- |What's a toad's favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!...Read the whole joke
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NO HATE.. THIS IS FUNNY.. BLACK JOKES... I AM SORRY
Sixshot.com, Switzerland - May 16, 2008
I dont know what your sayin?? I DID NOT write it, I read it.. It was FUNNY.. To mee anyway.. I work with tons of white/blk ppl, not racist. THIS was crazy. ...


An offbeat look
USA Weekend - May 16, 2008
My parents may not have made funny jokes about it, but they were supportive. With any life-changing decision, that's the most important thing. ...


Drabbles in a Tooth Fairy's Journal - Sa13+
SnitchSeeker.com, CA - May 11, 2008
[Pardon my insanity and my not so funny jokes they are mainly there to crack me up, am in a bit of bizarre mood, you tend to be that way when you are all ...


This guy's no dummy
Peoria Journal Star, IL - May 4, 2008
The show was opened by "Guitar Hero" Brian Haner, a guitar-playing comedian who had funny jokes about crystal meth fans ("Thanks for making the drive in ...


JOHNNY CASH - CASH PHONED NELSON FOR LAUGHS
Contactmusic.com, UK - May 2, 2008
Late country legend JOHNNY CASH used to phone close friend WILLIE NELSON in the middle of the night and demand to hear funny jokes. ...


Baltic Times

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Baltic Times, Latvia - Apr 30, 2008
It’s just that it takes too long to get there and in the middle there are no jokes, not any funny jokes, no jokes at all. When the film finally does get to ...


Life is Beautiful for Louth Film Club
Market Rasen Today, UK - Apr 30, 2008
... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ...


BU Today

BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones
BU Today,  MA - Apr 29, 2008
“I just remember Hart laughing at really-not-funny jokes I was telling, and thinking, he’sa really nice guy, because I’m not funny at all right now. ...


Washington Times

White House Correspondents' Association dinner
Washington Times, DC - Apr 28, 2008
... people) but President Bush rocked the house by conducting the Marine Corps band and Ferguson had a few very funny jokes (one in which called the New ...


Exclaim!

Directed by Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg
Exclaim!, Canada - Apr 25, 2008
Eschewing the wit and charm of Whitecastle, Hurwitz and Schlossberg settle for cheap gross-out humour and “gee, ignorance sure is funny” jokes. ...

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