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1 Hamsterdam!
- |Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!...Read the whole joke
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2 Hard cheese!
- |What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!...Read the whole joke
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3 Have you ever tried worm pie?
- |What's the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?...Read the whole joke
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4 He bowled long hops!
- |What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?He bowled long hops!...Read the whole joke
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5 He goes up the wall!
- |What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!...Read the whole joke
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6 He had his own frog horn!
- |Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!...Read the whole joke
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7 He just beetled off!
- |What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!...Read the whole joke
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8 He simply croaked!
- |How did the toad die?He simply croaked!...Read the whole joke
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9 He was de-lighted!
- |What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!...Read the whole joke
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10 He was light fingered!
- |Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!...Read the whole joke
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11 He was un hoppy!
- |Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!...Read the whole joke
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12 headmasters and bullfrogs
- |What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!...Read the whole joke
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13 Hickory hickory dock.
- |Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor...Read the whole joke
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14 Hide and squeak!
- |What is a mouse's favorite game?Hide and squeak!...Read the whole joke
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15 Hop on!
- |What did the bus conductor ay to the frog?Hop on!...Read the whole joke
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16 Hop-scotch!
- |What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!...Read the whole joke
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17 Hoppalong Cassidy!
- |What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!...Read the whole joke
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18 Hot croako!
- |What do frogs drink?Hot croako!...Read the whole joke
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19 How do fireflies start a race
- |How do fireflies start a race?Ready steady glow!...Read the whole joke
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20 How do frogs die?
- |How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!...Read the whole joke
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21 How do you make a butterfly
- |How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!...Read the whole joke
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22 How do you spot a modern spider?
- |How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn't have a web he had a website!...Read the whole joke
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23 How slime flies!
- |What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!...Read the whole joke
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NO HATE.. THIS IS FUNNY.. BLACK JOKES... I AM SORRY
Sixshot.com, Switzerland - May 16, 2008
I dont know what your sayin?? I DID NOT write it, I read it.. It was FUNNY.. To mee anyway.. I work with tons of white/blk ppl, not racist. THIS was crazy. ...


An offbeat look
USA Weekend - May 16, 2008
My parents may not have made funny jokes about it, but they were supportive. With any life-changing decision, that's the most important thing. ...


Drabbles in a Tooth Fairy's Journal - Sa13+
SnitchSeeker.com, CA - May 11, 2008
[Pardon my insanity and my not so funny jokes they are mainly there to crack me up, am in a bit of bizarre mood, you tend to be that way when you are all ...


This guy's no dummy
Peoria Journal Star, IL - May 4, 2008
The show was opened by "Guitar Hero" Brian Haner, a guitar-playing comedian who had funny jokes about crystal meth fans ("Thanks for making the drive in ...


JOHNNY CASH - CASH PHONED NELSON FOR LAUGHS
Contactmusic.com, UK - May 2, 2008
Late country legend JOHNNY CASH used to phone close friend WILLIE NELSON in the middle of the night and demand to hear funny jokes. ...


Baltic Times

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Baltic Times, Latvia - Apr 30, 2008
It’s just that it takes too long to get there and in the middle there are no jokes, not any funny jokes, no jokes at all. When the film finally does get to ...


Life is Beautiful for Louth Film Club
Market Rasen Today, UK - Apr 30, 2008
... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ...


BU Today

BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones
BU Today,  MA - Apr 29, 2008
“I just remember Hart laughing at really-not-funny jokes I was telling, and thinking, he’sa really nice guy, because I’m not funny at all right now. ...


Washington Times

White House Correspondents' Association dinner
Washington Times, DC - Apr 28, 2008
... people) but President Bush rocked the house by conducting the Marine Corps band and Ferguson had a few very funny jokes (one in which called the New ...


Exclaim!

Directed by Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg
Exclaim!, Canada - Apr 25, 2008
Eschewing the wit and charm of Whitecastle, Hurwitz and Schlossberg settle for cheap gross-out humour and “gee, ignorance sure is funny” jokes. ...

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