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1 Farm jokes 01
- |Why did the bull rush?Because it saw the cow slip!What kind of bird lays electric eggs?A battery he...Read the whole joke		 0 0
2 Farm jokes 02
- |What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the head!What's the best way to make a bull swe...Read the whole joke		 0 0
3 Farm jokes 03
- |What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose?...Read the whole joke		 0 0
4 Farm jokes 04
- |Why do ducks have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino?To play th...Read the whole joke		 0 0
5 Farm jokes 05
- |What is a cow's favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone had trodden ...Read the whole joke		 0 0
6 Farm jokes 06
- |Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see a flying pig?'I see baco...Read the whole joke		 0 0
7 Farm jokes 07
- |Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse in the world?A clo...Read the whole joke		 0 0
8 Farm jokes 08
- |What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?...Read the whole joke		 1 0
9 Farm jokes 09
- |Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep warm in winter?Cen...Read the whole joke		 0 0
10 Farm jokes 10
- |Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?Because he was a dirty double crosser!What do you...Read the whole joke		 1 0
11 Finding half an apple!
- |What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
12 Fish jokes 01
- |Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice scho...Read the whole joke		 0 0
13 Fish jokes 02
- |Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you...Read the whole joke		 0 0
14 Fish jokes 03
- |Where are most fish found?Between the head and the tail!What kind of fish will help you hear better...Read the whole joke		 0 0
15 Fish jokes 04
- |What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What do you call a dangerous fis...Read the whole joke		 1 0
16 Fish jokes 05
- |What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's le...Read the whole joke		 0 0
17 Fish jokes 06
- |Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to ransome?Squidnappe...Read the whole joke		 0 0
18 fit over a bucket!
- |What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
19 Flea jokes 01
- |What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!What i...Read the whole joke		 0 0
20 Flea jokes 02
- |What did the clean dog say to the insect?Long time no flea!Who rode a dog and was a confederate gen...Read the whole joke		 0 0
21 For some light refreshment!
- |Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!...Read the whole joke		 0 0
22 Four anti road protesters?
- |What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?...Read the whole joke		 2 0
23 Froglights!
- |What jumps up and down in front of a car?Froglights!...Read the whole joke		 0 0

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Sixshot.com, Switzerland - May 16, 2008
I dont know what your sayin?? I DID NOT write it, I read it.. It was FUNNY.. To mee anyway.. I work with tons of white/blk ppl, not racist. THIS was crazy. ...

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SnitchSeeker.com, CA - May 11, 2008
[Pardon my insanity and my not so funny jokes they are mainly there to crack me up, am in a bit of bizarre mood, you tend to be that way when you are all ...

This guy's no dummy - Peoria Journal Star

This guy's no dummy
Peoria Journal Star, IL - May 4, 2008
The show was opened by "Guitar Hero" Brian Haner, a guitar-playing comedian who had funny jokes about crystal meth fans ("Thanks for making the drive in ...

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Late country legend JOHNNY CASH used to phone close friend WILLIE NELSON in the middle of the night and demand to hear funny jokes. ...

Forgetting Sarah Marshall - Baltic Times

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Baltic Times, Latvia - Apr 30, 2008
It’s just that it takes too long to get there and in the middle there are no jokes, not any funny jokes, no jokes at all. When the film finally does get to ...

Life is Beautiful for Louth Film Club - Market Rasen Today

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Market Rasen Today, UK - Apr 30, 2008
... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ...

BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones - BU Today

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BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones
BU Today,  MA - Apr 29, 2008
“I just remember Hart laughing at really-not-funny jokes I was telling, and thinking, he’sa really nice guy, because I’m not funny at all right now. ...

White House Correspondents' Association dinner - Washington Times

Washington Times
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Washington Times, DC - Apr 28, 2008
... people) but President Bush rocked the house by conducting the Marine Corps band and Ferguson had a few very funny jokes (one in which called the New ...

Directed by Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg - Exclaim!

Exclaim!
Directed by Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg
Exclaim!, Canada - Apr 25, 2008
Eschewing the wit and charm of Whitecastle, Hurwitz and Schlossberg settle for cheap gross-out humour and “gee, ignorance sure is funny” jokes. ...

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