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1 Cat jokes 01
- |Q: How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold?A: He has cat-arrh!Q: What is cleverer than a talkin...Read the whole joke
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2 Cat jokes 02
- |Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if you...Read the whole joke
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3 Cat jokes 03
- |Q: What looks like half a cat?A: The other half!Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lio...Read the whole joke
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4 Cat jokes 04
- |Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What's striped and bouncy?A: A ...Read the whole joke
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5 Cat jokes 05
- |Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the most powerful cat in C...Read the whole joke
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6 Cat jokes 06
- |Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A: A duck filled fatty puss!Q: What kind...Read the whole joke
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7 Cat jokes 07
- |Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his head on one side and his tail on the ...Read the whole joke
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8 Cat jokes 08
- |Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?A: The Pink Panter Show!Q: What do you get if yo...Read the whole joke
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9 Cat jokes 09
- |Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does a cat make going down the ...Read the whole joke
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10 Caterpillar jokes
- |What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is the definition of a cater...Read the whole joke
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11 Centipede jokes
- |Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!What do...Read the whole joke
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12 chameleon's motto
- |What is a chameleon's motto?A change is as good as a rest!...Read the whole joke
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13 chef found a daddy long legs
- |What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?It became a daddy short legs!...Read the whole joke
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14 Chicken jokes 01
- |Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet Q: Why did the turtle...Read the whole joke
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15 Chicken jokes 02
- |Q: Why don't chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run away?A: He was chick...Read the whole joke
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16 Chicken jokes 03
- |Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?A: They go on peck-nics!Q: What do chickens se...Read the whole joke
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17 Chimney Cricket!
- |What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!...Read the whole joke
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18 come to the webbing
- |What did the spider say to the fly?We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?...Read the whole joke
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19 Croaka-cola!
- |What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!...Read the whole joke
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20 cross a firefly and a moth
- |What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who can find its way around a dark ward...Read the whole joke
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21 cross a frog with some mist
- |What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!...Read the whole joke
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22 cross a spider and an elephant
- |What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I'm not sure, but if you see one walking acro...Read the whole joke
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23 cross a worm and an elephant
- |What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm holes in your garden!...Read the whole joke
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24 Cross mouse cards!
- |What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!...Read the whole joke
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NO HATE.. THIS IS FUNNY.. BLACK JOKES... I AM SORRY
Sixshot.com, Switzerland - May 16, 2008
I dont know what your sayin?? I DID NOT write it, I read it.. It was FUNNY.. To mee anyway.. I work with tons of white/blk ppl, not racist. THIS was crazy. ...


An offbeat look
USA Weekend - May 16, 2008
My parents may not have made funny jokes about it, but they were supportive. With any life-changing decision, that's the most important thing. ...


Drabbles in a Tooth Fairy's Journal - Sa13+
SnitchSeeker.com, CA - May 11, 2008
[Pardon my insanity and my not so funny jokes they are mainly there to crack me up, am in a bit of bizarre mood, you tend to be that way when you are all ...


This guy's no dummy
Peoria Journal Star, IL - May 4, 2008
The show was opened by "Guitar Hero" Brian Haner, a guitar-playing comedian who had funny jokes about crystal meth fans ("Thanks for making the drive in ...


JOHNNY CASH - CASH PHONED NELSON FOR LAUGHS
Contactmusic.com, UK - May 2, 2008
Late country legend JOHNNY CASH used to phone close friend WILLIE NELSON in the middle of the night and demand to hear funny jokes. ...


Baltic Times

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Baltic Times, Latvia - Apr 30, 2008
It’s just that it takes too long to get there and in the middle there are no jokes, not any funny jokes, no jokes at all. When the film finally does get to ...


Life is Beautiful for Louth Film Club
Market Rasen Today, UK - Apr 30, 2008
... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ...


BU Today

BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones
BU Today,  MA - Apr 29, 2008
“I just remember Hart laughing at really-not-funny jokes I was telling, and thinking, he’sa really nice guy, because I’m not funny at all right now. ...


Washington Times

White House Correspondents' Association dinner
Washington Times, DC - Apr 28, 2008
... people) but President Bush rocked the house by conducting the Marine Corps band and Ferguson had a few very funny jokes (one in which called the New ...


Exclaim!

Directed by Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg
Exclaim!, Canada - Apr 25, 2008
Eschewing the wit and charm of Whitecastle, Hurwitz and Schlossberg settle for cheap gross-out humour and “gee, ignorance sure is funny” jokes. ...

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