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1	The Eighteen Bottles - The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was told by myw...Read the whole joke	0
2	The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test... - The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the lasttest has left his system upse...Read the whole joke	1
3	The sex talk - A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can we talk about politics The bart...Read the whole joke	0
4	There was a drunk man walking down the street turning... - There was a drunk man walking down the street turninghis car keys back and forth. A policeman came u...Read the whole joke	1
5	There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk... - There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and ...Read the whole joke	2
6	There was a young Scotsman called Andy... - There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted his kilt,To w...Read the whole joke	0
7	Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk - THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinn...Read the whole joke	0
8	This guys is sitting at the end of a bar... - This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes in the door he says, rapidly,"...Read the whole joke	0
9	Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were... - Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party they were at the nig...Read the whole joke	1
10	Two drunks walk into a bar... - Two drunks walk into a bar. The first drunk looks at his buddy and says "I gotta go use the can." So...Read the whole joke	1
11	Two friends were out drinking... - Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and lay motionless...Read the whole joke	0

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NO HATE.. THIS IS FUNNY.. BLACK JOKES... I AM SORRY - Sixshot.com

NO HATE.. THIS IS FUNNY.. BLACK JOKES... I AM SORRY
Sixshot.com, Switzerland - 11 hours ago
I dont know what your sayin?? I DID NOT write it, I read it.. It was FUNNY.. To mee anyway.. I work with tons of white/blk ppl, not racist. THIS was crazy. ...

An offbeat look - USA Weekend

An offbeat look
USA Weekend - 21 hours ago
My parents may not have made funny jokes about it, but they were supportive. With any life-changing decision, that's the most important thing. ...

Bob Saget + bad words = not funny - Minnesota Daily

Bob Saget + bad words = not funny
Minnesota Daily, MN - Apr 17, 2008
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Drabbles in a Tooth Fairy's Journal - Sa13+ - SnitchSeeker.com

Drabbles in a Tooth Fairy's Journal - Sa13+
SnitchSeeker.com, CA - May 11, 2008
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This guy's no dummy - Peoria Journal Star

This guy's no dummy
Peoria Journal Star, IL - May 4, 2008
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JOHNNY CASH - CASH PHONED NELSON FOR LAUGHS - Contactmusic.com

JOHNNY CASH - CASH PHONED NELSON FOR LAUGHS
Contactmusic.com, UK - May 2, 2008
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Forgetting Sarah Marshall - Baltic Times

Baltic Times

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Baltic Times, Latvia - Apr 30, 2008
It’s just that it takes too long to get there and in the middle there are no jokes, not any funny jokes, no jokes at all. When the film finally does get to ...

Life is Beautiful for Louth Film Club - Market Rasen Today

Life is Beautiful for Louth Film Club
Market Rasen Today, UK - Apr 30, 2008
... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ...

BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones - BU Today

BU Today

BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones
BU Today, MA - Apr 29, 2008
“I just remember Hart laughing at really-not-funny jokes I was telling, and thinking, he’sa really nice guy, because I’m not funny at all right now. ...

White House Correspondents' Association dinner - Washington Times

Washington Times

White House Correspondents' Association dinner
Washington Times, DC - Apr 28, 2008
... people) but President Bush rocked the house by conducting the Marine Corps band and Ferguson had a few very funny jokes (one in which called the New ...

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