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Ten things to say about gifts you don't like
- |10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.9. It would be a shame if the ...Read the whole joke |
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Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
- |1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework...Read the whole joke |
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The Australian Christmas
- |Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here co...Read the whole joke |
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The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
- |Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: ...Read the whole joke |
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The Christmas diet song
- |'Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my...Read the whole joke |
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The FAA Inspection
- |With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to ch...Read the whole joke |
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The first reindeer seen in a bar
- |One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in the door, bellied up to the b...Read the whole joke |
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The Miracle of Christmas
- I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!...Read the whole joke |
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The night before Christmas for an attorney
- |Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, qui...Read the whole joke |
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The Office Christmas Party
- What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller...Read the whole joke |
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The Police Officer's Christmas
- |Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all on...Read the whole joke |
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The politically correct Christmas
- |On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consen...Read the whole joke |
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The Shopping Criminal
- |It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged w...Read the whole joke |
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The strange Christmas scene
- |In a small southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone i...Read the whole joke |
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The twelve days after Christmas
- |The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I chopped the pear tree downAnd b...Read the whole joke |
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The Twelve Days of Windows 95
- |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .Windows 95 for my PCOn the 2nd day of Chr...Read the whole joke |
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Twelve days Microsoft
- |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95 for my PC On the 2nd day of Christ...Read the whole joke |
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Twelve Days of Fast Food
- |On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big Bacon Classic with cheese. On the...Read the whole joke |
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Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
- |1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could st...Read the whole joke |
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