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1 The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching...
- The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what he will do. Little Ma...Read the whole joke
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2 The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
- The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad attitude. He was at home one day ...Read the whole joke
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3 THE IRS LETTER...
- THE IRS LETTER... Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of ...Read the whole joke
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4 The last words
- A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little Johnny, he said, "My ...Read the whole joke
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5 The little boy comes home from school and asks mom...
- The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, "Where do babies come from?" Not wanting to get ...Read the whole joke
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6 The real treasure
- An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he ...Read the whole joke
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7 The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and...
- The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny's fa...Read the whole joke
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8 The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game...
- The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the studen...Read the whole joke
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9 The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
- The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older. After preschool the...Read the whole joke
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10 Their true intention
- One morning a little girl ran inside and said "Daddy, Daddy my sister and the man you hired last wee...Read the whole joke
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11 There is a child molester and a young boy walking through...
- There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote forest. After a while the bo...Read the whole joke
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12 There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market...
- There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One day, a man came in andasked to ...Read the whole joke
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13 This guy and his girlfriend are fighting...
- This guy and his girlfriend are fighting....she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks...Read the whole joke
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14 This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny...
- This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter's ha...Read the whole joke
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15 To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails...
- To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat. ?I w...Read the whole joke
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16 Two children are in a doctor's waiting room...
- Two children are in a doctor's waiting room, and one of them is crying. "Why are you crying?" asked ...Read the whole joke
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17 Two kindergarten girls were talking outside...
- Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,"You won't believe what I saw on the patio yes...Read the whole joke
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18 Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid...
- Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing in...Read the whole joke
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NO HATE.. THIS IS FUNNY.. BLACK JOKES... I AM SORRY
Sixshot.com, Switzerland - 10 hours ago
I dont know what your sayin?? I DID NOT write it, I read it.. It was FUNNY.. To mee anyway.. I work with tons of white/blk ppl, not racist. THIS was crazy. ...


An offbeat look
USA Weekend - 20 hours ago
My parents may not have made funny jokes about it, but they were supportive. With any life-changing decision, that's the most important thing. ...


Bob Saget + bad words = not funny
Minnesota Daily, MN - Apr 17, 2008
By Jay Boller in case you haven't heard, Bob Saget (TV's Danny Tanner) swears and talks about having sex with things these days. If that was news to you, ...


Drabbles in a Tooth Fairy's Journal - Sa13+
SnitchSeeker.com, CA - May 11, 2008
[Pardon my insanity and my not so funny jokes they are mainly there to crack me up, am in a bit of bizarre mood, you tend to be that way when you are all ...


This guy's no dummy
Peoria Journal Star, IL - May 4, 2008
The show was opened by "Guitar Hero" Brian Haner, a guitar-playing comedian who had funny jokes about crystal meth fans ("Thanks for making the drive in ...


JOHNNY CASH - CASH PHONED NELSON FOR LAUGHS
Contactmusic.com, UK - May 2, 2008
Late country legend JOHNNY CASH used to phone close friend WILLIE NELSON in the middle of the night and demand to hear funny jokes. ...


Baltic Times

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Baltic Times, Latvia - Apr 30, 2008
It’s just that it takes too long to get there and in the middle there are no jokes, not any funny jokes, no jokes at all. When the film finally does get to ...


Life is Beautiful for Louth Film Club
Market Rasen Today, UK - Apr 30, 2008
... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ...


BU Today

BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones
BU Today,  MA - Apr 29, 2008
“I just remember Hart laughing at really-not-funny jokes I was telling, and thinking, he’sa really nice guy, because I’m not funny at all right now. ...


Washington Times

White House Correspondents' Association dinner
Washington Times, DC - Apr 28, 2008
... people) but President Bush rocked the house by conducting the Marine Corps band and Ferguson had a few very funny jokes (one in which called the New ...

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