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1 A poor little girl was begging in the street...
- A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the girl mumbled, "Please, sir, giv...Read the whole joke
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2 A priest is walking down the street one day when...
- A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very smallboy trying to press a doorbe...Read the whole joke
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3 A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy...
- A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: "So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? ...Read the whole joke
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4 A real bastard
- A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An ...Read the whole joke
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5 A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim...
- A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over...Read the whole joke
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6 A six year old comes crying...
- A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair."Don't be angry,...Read the whole joke
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7 A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
- A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can y...Read the whole joke
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8 A small boy was lost, so he went up...
- A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's...Read the whole joke
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9 A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders...
- A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders."Where is God?"The room was filled with children tha...Read the whole joke
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10 A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic...
- A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , "If you reached in...Read the whole joke
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11 A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children...
- A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons thro...Read the whole joke
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12 A wish for Christmas
- A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall ...Read the whole joke
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13 A word play
- A teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Mary said, "My family went...Read the whole joke
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14 A young boy came home from school and told his mother...
- A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fightwith Sidney. He called me ...Read the whole joke
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15 A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
- A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them,...Read the whole joke
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16 A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner...
- A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner "Mom& Pop" grocery picking out a pretty good s...Read the whole joke
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17 A young female teacher was giving an assignment...
- A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. Itwas a large assignme...Read the whole joke
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18 A young girl is with her dad at the barbers...
- A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it slips from her fingers into a ...Read the whole joke
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19 A young mother paying a visit to a doctor...
- A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-y...Read the whole joke
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20 A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing...
- A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter "R," and all the other kids were, of ...Read the whole joke
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21 A young teenager comes home from school...
- A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? Th...Read the whole joke
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22 A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a...
- A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with varicolored cray...Read the whole joke
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23 After church on Sunday morning, a young boy...
- After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm...Read the whole joke
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24 After putting her children to bed, a mother...
- After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceede...Read the whole joke
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25 Alphabet
- Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC's firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g...Read the whole joke
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NO HATE.. THIS IS FUNNY.. BLACK JOKES... I AM SORRY
Sixshot.com, Switzerland - 10 hours ago
I dont know what your sayin?? I DID NOT write it, I read it.. It was FUNNY.. To mee anyway.. I work with tons of white/blk ppl, not racist. THIS was crazy. ...


An offbeat look
USA Weekend - 20 hours ago
My parents may not have made funny jokes about it, but they were supportive. With any life-changing decision, that's the most important thing. ...


Bob Saget + bad words = not funny
Minnesota Daily, MN - Apr 17, 2008
By Jay Boller in case you haven't heard, Bob Saget (TV's Danny Tanner) swears and talks about having sex with things these days. If that was news to you, ...


Drabbles in a Tooth Fairy's Journal - Sa13+
SnitchSeeker.com, CA - May 11, 2008
[Pardon my insanity and my not so funny jokes they are mainly there to crack me up, am in a bit of bizarre mood, you tend to be that way when you are all ...


This guy's no dummy
Peoria Journal Star, IL - May 4, 2008
The show was opened by "Guitar Hero" Brian Haner, a guitar-playing comedian who had funny jokes about crystal meth fans ("Thanks for making the drive in ...


JOHNNY CASH - CASH PHONED NELSON FOR LAUGHS
Contactmusic.com, UK - May 2, 2008
Late country legend JOHNNY CASH used to phone close friend WILLIE NELSON in the middle of the night and demand to hear funny jokes. ...


Baltic Times

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Baltic Times, Latvia - Apr 30, 2008
It’s just that it takes too long to get there and in the middle there are no jokes, not any funny jokes, no jokes at all. When the film finally does get to ...


Life is Beautiful for Louth Film Club
Market Rasen Today, UK - Apr 30, 2008
... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ...


BU Today

BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones
BU Today,  MA - Apr 29, 2008
“I just remember Hart laughing at really-not-funny jokes I was telling, and thinking, he’sa really nice guy, because I’m not funny at all right now. ...


Washington Times

White House Correspondents' Association dinner
Washington Times, DC - Apr 28, 2008
... people) but President Bush rocked the house by conducting the Marine Corps band and Ferguson had a few very funny jokes (one in which called the New ...

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