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A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...
- A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy ...Read the whole joke |
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A circumcision
- Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says "I won't be goin...Read the whole joke |
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A clear moral
- One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and th...Read the whole joke |
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A failed attempt
- Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that,...Read the whole joke |
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A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked...
- A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not ho...Read the whole joke |
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A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal...
- A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."Wha...Read the whole joke |
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A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as...
- A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. On...Read the whole joke |
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A fortunate coincidence
- John: "I'm glad you named me John."Mother: "Why?"John: "Because that's what all the kids at school c...Read the whole joke |
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A good student
- It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, ...Read the whole joke |
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A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home...
- A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,"Please send me some food. All they serve here are meals."...Read the whole joke |
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A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters...
- A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, an...Read the whole joke |
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A lesson in ebonics
- A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' ...Read the whole joke |
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A little boy and his dad are standing in line...
- A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little...Read the whole joke |
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A little boy did not go to school one day...
- A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said "Our...Read the whole joke |
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A little boy was excited about his first day at school...
- A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes a...Read the whole joke |
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A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could...
- A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumpin...Read the whole joke |
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A little girl and a little boy were at day care...
- A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey ...Read the whole joke |
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A little girl came running into the house crying...
- A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received....Read the whole joke |
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A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother...
- A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she...Read the whole joke |
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A little period
- The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it ...Read the whole joke |
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A lost skill
- This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little ...Read the whole joke |
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A man was taking his wife...
- A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of cont...Read the whole joke |
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A necessary condition
- There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa,...Read the whole joke |
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A new method
- It's the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,"If anyone has to go to the...Read the whole joke |
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A novel grasp on marriage
- The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny. When she expre...Read the whole joke |
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