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What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
- What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself....Read the whole joke |
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What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
- What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on....Read the whole joke |
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What did Michael Jackson say when his cock...
- Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great mus...Read the whole joke |
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What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?
- Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in?...Read the whole joke |
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What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
- What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles....Read the whole joke |
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What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
- What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting ...Read the whole joke |
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What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
- What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!...Read the whole joke |
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What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?
- What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant....Read the whole joke |
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What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
- What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias...Read the whole joke |
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
- What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny....Read the whole joke |
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What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
- What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the cei...Read the whole joke |
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What is blonde, has six legs, and roams...
- Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson'sdreams every night??A: Hansons....Read the whole joke |
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What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
- Here's a lame one....What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!...Read the whole joke |
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
- Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is...Read the whole joke |
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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
- What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the hare...Read the whole joke |
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What trivial fact about Mel Blanc...
- What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrot...Read the whole joke |
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What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
- What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast?...Read the whole joke |
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What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
- What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box....Read the whole joke |
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What's black and white and comes in little cans?
- What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson...Read the whole joke |
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What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
- Q: What's got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a Hanson concert...Read the whole joke |
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What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
- Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape....Read the whole joke |
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What's stiff and excites women?
- Q: What's stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley....Read the whole joke |
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What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
- What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing...Read the whole joke |
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What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
- What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods....Read the whole joke |
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What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
- What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy...Read the whole joke |
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