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1	What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? - What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who th...Read the whole joke	0
2	What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life? - What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade....Read the whole joke	0
3	What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one? - What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one? Between you and me we could make a lot of mo...Read the whole joke	0
4	What did the blonde say... - What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! they spelled MACY'S wro...Read the whole joke	2
5	What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress... - Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag? A: What ...Read the whole joke	0
6	What do a moped and a blonde have in common? - What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on...Read the whole joke	0
7	What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? - What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them!Sent by Sonia...Read the whole joke	0
8	What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? - What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual air bags!...Read the whole joke	2
9	What do you call a blonde in the freezer? - What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake....Read the whole joke	1
10	What do you call a blonde lesbian? - What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste....Read the whole joke	0
11	WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD? - WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent by C?M...Read the whole joke	0
12	What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet? - What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992....Read the whole joke	0
13	What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head? - What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you can eat for under a buck....Read the whole joke	0
14	What do you call a blonde with white eyes? - What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up......Sent by Rob...Read the whole joke	1
15	What do you call a brunette between two blondes? - What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator....Read the whole joke	1
16	What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates? - What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank....Read the whole joke	0
17	What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? - What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wi...Read the whole joke	0
18	What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap?? - What do you call three blondes on Santa's Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam...Read the whole joke	1
19	What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? - What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back....Read the whole joke	1
20	What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you? - What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back....Read the whole joke	0
21	What do you get when a blond stands on here head? - Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly burnette.Sent by Tiffany...Read the whole joke	0
22	What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? - What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There's some things even a blonde won't d...Read the whole joke	0
23	What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape? - What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape....Read the whole joke	0
24	What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes? - What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her head....Read the whole joke	0
25	What does a blond and a turtle have in common? - What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!...Read the whole joke	0

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