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1 Have you ever read Shakespeare?
- One blonde to another...Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?...Read the whole joke
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2 Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
- Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a month to realize she could ...Read the whole joke
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3 How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
- How are a blonde's legs like cheese wiz? They're both useless unless they're spread!...Read the whole joke
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4 How can you tell a blonde has been working on the...
- Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There is white out on the screen...Read the whole joke
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5 How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
- Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in the refridgorator and there'...Read the whole joke
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6 How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
- How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at thesame time and ...Read the whole joke
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7 How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
- How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has a stamp on it....Read the whole joke
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8 How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
- How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the treesent by Chris...Read the whole joke
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9 How do you break a blonde's nose?
- How do you break a blonde's nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!...Read the whole joke
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10 How do you change a blondes mind #2?
- How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer....Read the whole joke
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11 How do you change a blondes mind?
- How do you change a blonde's mind? Blow in her ear....Read the whole joke
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12 How do you confuse a blond?
- How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way....Read the whole joke
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13 How do you confuse a blonde? #2
- How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.How do you con...Read the whole joke
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14 How do you drownd a blonde?
- How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.Sent by...Read the whole joke
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15 How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
- How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear....Read the whole joke
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16 How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
- Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them....Read the whole joke
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17 How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
- How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick is wet!Sent by Richard...Read the whole joke
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18 How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
- Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky....Read the whole joke
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19 How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
- How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There's white out on the screen and ...Read the whole joke
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20 How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
- How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard....Read the whole joke
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21 How long?
- This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, "How long...Read the whole joke
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22 How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
- How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven...one to mix the batter and...Read the whole joke
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23 How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
- How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two t...Read the whole joke
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NO HATE.. THIS IS FUNNY.. BLACK JOKES... I AM SORRY
Sixshot.com, Switzerland - 10 hours ago
I dont know what your sayin?? I DID NOT write it, I read it.. It was FUNNY.. To mee anyway.. I work with tons of white/blk ppl, not racist. THIS was crazy. ...


An offbeat look
USA Weekend - 20 hours ago
My parents may not have made funny jokes about it, but they were supportive. With any life-changing decision, that's the most important thing. ...


Bob Saget + bad words = not funny
Minnesota Daily, MN - Apr 17, 2008
By Jay Boller in case you haven't heard, Bob Saget (TV's Danny Tanner) swears and talks about having sex with things these days. If that was news to you, ...


Drabbles in a Tooth Fairy's Journal - Sa13+
SnitchSeeker.com, CA - May 11, 2008
[Pardon my insanity and my not so funny jokes they are mainly there to crack me up, am in a bit of bizarre mood, you tend to be that way when you are all ...


This guy's no dummy
Peoria Journal Star, IL - May 4, 2008
The show was opened by "Guitar Hero" Brian Haner, a guitar-playing comedian who had funny jokes about crystal meth fans ("Thanks for making the drive in ...


JOHNNY CASH - CASH PHONED NELSON FOR LAUGHS
Contactmusic.com, UK - May 2, 2008
Late country legend JOHNNY CASH used to phone close friend WILLIE NELSON in the middle of the night and demand to hear funny jokes. ...


Baltic Times

Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Baltic Times, Latvia - Apr 30, 2008
It’s just that it takes too long to get there and in the middle there are no jokes, not any funny jokes, no jokes at all. When the film finally does get to ...


Life is Beautiful for Louth Film Club
Market Rasen Today, UK - Apr 30, 2008
... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ...


BU Today

BU to Hollywood: From Bit Parts to TV's Bones
BU Today,  MA - Apr 29, 2008
“I just remember Hart laughing at really-not-funny jokes I was telling, and thinking, he’sa really nice guy, because I’m not funny at all right now. ...


Washington Times

White House Correspondents' Association dinner
Washington Times, DC - Apr 28, 2008
... people) but President Bush rocked the house by conducting the Marine Corps band and Ferguson had a few very funny jokes (one in which called the New ...

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