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1	A bet made at the local bar - \|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in t...Read the whole joke	9
2	A brain goes to a local bar - \|A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and sa...Read the whole joke	6
3	A drunk orders himself a beer - \|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats h...Read the whole joke	5
4	A golf club visits a local bar - \|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to ser...Read the whole joke	7
5	A man takes the ferry home from work - \|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat h...Read the whole joke	6
6	A neutron at a bar - \|A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How...Read the whole joke	9
7	A nun arrives at the local bar - \|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good ab...Read the whole joke	14
8	A pirate at the local bar discusses his past - \|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes t...Read the whole joke	43
9	A seal visits a local bar - \|A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's you...Read the whole joke	8
10	A very depressed man - \|There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then...Read the whole joke	9
11	Arriving home very drunk - \|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the ...Read the whole joke	7

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