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A man running a little behind schedule arrives...
- A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that...Read the whole joke |
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A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...
- A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two ...Read the whole joke |
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A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
- A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down a...Read the whole joke |
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A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...
- A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for...Read the whole joke |
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A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...
- A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is...Read the whole joke |
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A miserable rooster
- A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and ...Read the whole joke |
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A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...
- A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. "Get a loa...Read the whole joke |
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A New York boy was being led through the swamps...
- A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an allig...Read the whole joke |
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A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...
- A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he lo...Read the whole joke |
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A robber was robbing a house...
- A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. "Jesus is watching you!" "who's there?" The ...Read the whole joke |
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A Second Opinion
- A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp. The vet rushes...Read the whole joke |
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A talking horse
- A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had ...Read the whole joke |
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A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
- A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. ...Read the whole joke |
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A veterinarian surgeon...
- A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick an...Read the whole joke |
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A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...
- A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorilla...Read the whole joke |
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A woman was thinking about finding a pet...
- A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She decided she would like ...Read the whole joke |
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Almost no diffenrence
- "What's the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine," the society ...Read the whole joke |
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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is d...Read the whole joke |
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An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...
- An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down an...Read the whole joke |
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An elephant...
- An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, "How do you breathe out of that thing?"Sent by abu dah...Read the whole joke |
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An irresolvable problem
- A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she w...Read the whole joke |
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An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...
- An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water."T...Read the whole joke |
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An old lady owned two monkeys...
- An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist."So you wa...Read the whole joke |
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At an auction
- During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm payi...Read the whole joke |
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