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1	A blind man in a store - A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke	18	2.5
2	A burglar is in big trouble - \|A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for st...Read the whole joke	9	0
3	A cat's dictionary - \|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The...Read the whole joke	5	0
4	A dog's chalkboard assignments - \|This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...Read the whole joke	4	0
5	A frog calls a psychic - \|Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is...Read the whole joke	10	0
6	A game of animal football - \|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...Read the whole joke	7	0
7	A good chess player - \|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ...Read the whole joke	8	0
8	A guide to walking tigers - \|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going ...Read the whole joke	9	0
9	A snail buys a fast new car - \|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to ge...Read the whole joke	9	0
10	A very insulting parrot - \|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to t...Read the whole joke	7	0
11	An amazing talking dog - \|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog c...Read the whole joke	6	0
12	Animals Q & A - \|Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either...Read the whole joke	5	0
13	Ant and Elephant have romance - An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...Read the whole joke	9	0

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Sixshot.com, Switzerland - May 16, 2008
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