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A blind man in a store
- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...
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A burglar is in big trouble
- |A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for st...
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A cat's dictionary
- |Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The...
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A dog's chalkboard assignments
- |This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your dog when he does not behave well. The belo...
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A frog calls a psychic
- |Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is...
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A game of animal football
- |The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. "I know a really exciting game that the huma...
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A good chess player
- |A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the ...
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A guide to walking tigers
- |Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going ...
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A snail buys a fast new car
- |There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to ge...
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A very insulting parrot
- |This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to t...
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An amazing talking dog
- |A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, "I'll bet you a round of drinks that my dog c...
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Animals Q & A
- |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either...
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Ant and Elephant have romance
- An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant ...
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