|
| A guy in a bar |
| Categor |
Legal |
| Total Hits |
8 |
| Rating |
 |
| Total Comments |
0 |
| The Joke |
| The bartender asks him "What'll you have?". The guy answers, "A scotch, please". The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars", to which he replies "What are you talking about? I don't owe you anything for this".A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer, which consitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no stipulation of remuneration". The bartender's not impressed, but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again".The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, "What the hell are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to come back!". The guy says "What are you talking about? I've never been in this place in my life", to which the bartender replies "I'm very sorry, but this is uncanny. You must have a double."To which the guy replies "Thank you! Make it a scotch." |
| Rate this
joke |
|
|
| Send this joke
to your friends |
|
|
| Leave your
comment for this joke |
|
|
| Comments for
this joke |
| |
jokes news
An offbeat lookUSA Weekend - May 16, 2008My parents may not have made funny jokes about it, but they were supportive. With any life-changing decision, that's the most important thing. ... |
Drabbles in a Tooth Fairy's Journal - Sa13+SnitchSeeker.com, CA - May 11, 2008[Pardon my insanity and my not so funny jokes they are mainly there to crack me up, am in a bit of bizarre mood, you tend to be that way when you are all ... |
This guy's no dummyPeoria Journal Star, IL - May 4, 2008The show was opened by "Guitar Hero" Brian Haner, a guitar-playing comedian who had funny jokes about crystal meth fans ("Thanks for making the drive in ... |
Baltic Times |
Forgetting Sarah MarshallBaltic Times, Latvia - Apr 30, 2008It’s just that it takes too long to get there and in the middle there are no jokes, not any funny jokes, no jokes at all. When the film finally does get to ... |
Life is Beautiful for Louth Film ClubMarket Rasen Today, UK - Apr 30, 2008... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ... |
funny-jokes - Google News
|
