|
| An infamous stud with a long list of conquests... |
| Categor |
Situations |
| Total Hits |
1 |
| Rating |
 |
| Total Comments |
0 |
| The Joke |
| An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought helooked worried and asked him if anything was wrong. "I'm scaredout of my mind," the stud replied. "Some pissed-off husbandwrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop fucking hiswife." "So stop," the barkeep said. "I can't," the womanizerreplied, taking a long swill. "The prick didn't sign his name!" |
| Rate this
joke |
|
|
| Send this joke
to your friends |
|
|
| Leave your
comment for this joke |
|
|
| Comments for
this joke |
| |
jokes news
Why there’s no woman in my life – Big YaroThe Punch, Nigeria - Jul 4, 2008Unlike the faces of Tee A, Ali Baba and others that grace our screens with their smiles and funny jokes, many Nigerians have never heard about you. ... |
Another Austin Powers knock-offDaily Mississippian, MS - Jun 29, 2008"The Love Guru" is just another rehash of "Austin Powers" but with an Indian twist. Playing himself and Guru Pitka, Mike Myers once again portrays multiple ... |
Myers pushes old gags in decaying 'Love Guru'Billings Outpost, MT - Jun 25, 2008I like Mike Myers. “So I Married an Axe Murderer” is a perennial favorite, and while the last of the “Austin Powers” movies was a grave miscalculation – a ... |
New Statesman |
Knock, knockNew Statesman, UK - Jul 3, 2008But although it contains a lot of very funny jokes - my favourite is about an old peasant woman visiting Moscow Zoo in the 1920s who sees a camel for the ... |
Best Will Smith movie?indy.com, IN - Jul 2, 2008... great movie-really great effects, a good story, funny jokes, good action sequences, and it uses Will's star power to enhance the story, not to carry it. ... |
funny-jokes - Google News
|
