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While leading the Friday evening
services, the Rabbi noticed a member of
the congregation, Bernie, walk in
with a St. Bernard dog. The Rabbi,
horrified, asked the Cantor to
continue the service and went to talk to
Bernie.
Rabbi: "What are
doing here with a dog?"
Bernie: "The dog came here to pray."
"Oh,
come on." says the Rabbi.
"YES!" says Bernie.
Rabbi: "I don't
believe you. You are just fooling around; that's not
a
proper
thing to do in temple."
Bernie: "Its true!"..
"Ok", says the Rabbi,
"then show me what the dog can do."
"OK" says Bernie nodding to the
dog...The dog proceeds to open up the
barrel under his neck and
removes a yarmulke, a tallis (puts them on
his
head) and prayer book
and actually starts saying prayers in Hebrew! The
Rabbi is so
shocked he listens for a full 15 minutes.
When the Rabbi regains his
composure, he is so impressed with the
quality
of the praying he
says to Bernie. "Do you think your dog would
consider
going to
Rabbinical school????"
Bernie, throwing up his hands in disgust
says,
"YOU TALK TO HIM! He wants to be a doctor!" |
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