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A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together
on a
train, and the Rabbi
leans over and asks, "So how high can
you advance in your
organization?"
The Priest says "If I am
lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop."
"Well, could you get any
higher than that?" asks the Rabbi.
"I suppose that if my works
are seen in a very good light that I might
be made an ArchBishop"
said the Priest a bit cautiously.
"Is there any way that you might
go higher than that?"
"If all the Saints should smile, I guess I
could be made a Cardinal"
"Could you be anything higher than a
Cardinal?" probed the Rabbi.
Hesitating a little bit, the Priest
said "I supose that I could be
elected Pope, but..."
So the
Rabbi says "And could you be anything higher than that?,
is there any
way to go up from being the Pope?"
"What!!! I should be the
Messiah himself!?!"
The Rabbi leaned back and said "One of ou
r boys made it." |
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