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Three
Reform Rabbis were in a terrible
auto wreck. None
survived.
One minute they were driving
along the highway, talking and
laughing and joking, and the next, BOOM!
they were before the
Creator of all.
Shaking his head, The
Omnipotent One looks at the three.
"Reform I can understand. But
where will it end? You!
Goldblum! The ashtrays in your temple so My
people could
smoke while the Torah was being
read???"
Goldblum shuddered.
God went on. "I can live with that. Men are weak,
but the Word
is strong!"
Goldblum sighed with relief.
"Bauman! Really, I can accept My people need to eat, but
really:
serving Ham Sandwiches to the devout at the temple
during Yom
Kippur?"
Bauman hung his head in shame.
"Even that I can
allow to pass, even with the eating of that
which is not Kosher. I'm
not pleased at all with the playing fast
and loose with my peo
ple, but I can accept these
indiscretions."
Bauman also
heaved a sigh of relief.
Finally, He turns to the third rabbi and
says, "You, Rabinowitz,
have gone too far! Am I asking too much? No,
you flaunt
the world at Me, even on the holiest days of Rosh
Hashana and
Yom Kippur by putting out a sign saying....
"Closed
for the Holiday !!!" |
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