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Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary
Vincent,
are
traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing
in
Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out
of
nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car
and hisses at
them through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Mary
Agnes, "What should we
do?"
"Turn the windshield wipers on.
That will get rid of the
abomination," says Sister Mary
Vincent.
Sister Mary Agnes switches on the wipers, which knock
the
mini-Dracula around. But, he hangs on and continues hissing
at the nuns.
"What shall I do now?" she shouts.
"Try the windshield washer. I
filled it with holy water
before we left the Vatican," replies Sister
Mary Vincent.
Sister Mary Agnes turns on the windshield washer.
The
vampire screams as the water burns his skin, but he hangs
on
and continues hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sis
ter Mary Agnes.
"Show him your cross," says Sister Mary
Vincent.
"Now you're talking," says Sister Mary Agnes. She
then
opens the window and shouts, "Get the hell off our car!" |
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