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A Catholic Priest and
a Rabbi were
chatting one day when the conversation turned to a
discussion of job
descriptions and promotion.
"What do you have to look forward to in
way of a promotion in your
job?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well,
I'm next in line for the Monsignor's job." replied the
Priest.
"Yes, and then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Well, next I can
become Arch-Bishop." said the Priest.
"Yes, and then?" asked the
Rabbi.
"If I work real hard and do a good job as Arch-Bishop, it's
possible
for me to become a full Bishop." said the
Priest.
"O.K., then what?" asked the Rabbi.
The Priest, begining to get a
bit exasperated replied, "With some luck
and real hard work, maybe
I can become a Cardinal."
"And then?" asked the
Rabbi.
The Priest is really starting to get mad now and replies, "With lots
and lots of luck and some real difficult work and if I'm in the
right
places at the right times and play my political games just
right, maybe,
just maybe, I can get elected Pope."
"Yes, and
then what?" asked the Rabbi.
"Good grief!" shouted the Priest.
"What do you expect me to become,
GOD?"
"Well," said the
Rabbi, "One of our boys made it!" |
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