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Pat and Mike were walking down the
street, when they came to the church, Pat says, 'Mike, you wait here,
I'm going to run in for confession, it's been a long
time'.
Pat enters the confessional and says,' Father forgive me, I have
sinned with a married woman'.
The priest asks, 'was it Mrs
Murphy'? 'no, Father', was the reply.
'Was it Mrs O'Boyle'?
Again the reply was 'No, Father'.
'Was it Mrs. O'Grady'? Pat
said, Father, I'll not be teling you the
lady's name!
So the
priest told him to say two Hail Mary's for each time he had
sinned
with the woman.
Back on the street, Mike said, 'Well, how did
you do'? Pat said,
'Just fine, I kept me mouth shut and got 3 new
prospects'! |
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