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"I
bet you don't know what day this is",
said the wife to
her husband as he made his way out the front door.
The husband was perplexed, but was always a quick
thinker:
"Of course I do, my dear. How could I forget!?" With that,
he turned
and rushed to catch the bus for work.
At 10 AM, the doorbell
rang and when the woman opened the
door, she was handed a box
containing a dozen long stemmed
red roses.
At 1 PM, a foil wrapped,
two pound box of her favorite
chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique
delivered a designer
dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband
to come home.
The husband was smug when he returned from work,
satisfied
that he had recovered what could have been a very
bad
situation.
His wife was indeed surprised: "First the flowers, then
the
chocolates and then the dress!" she exclaimed, "I've
never
had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!" |
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