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This man was sitting quietly reading his
paper one
morning, peacefully
enjoying himself,
when his wife
sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his
head with a
huge
frying pan.
Man: "What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that
piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name
Marylou written
on
it?"
Man: "Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the
horse races?
Marylou was
the name of one of the horses I bet
on."
The wife looked all satisfied and goes off to work around the
house.
Three days later he is
once again sitting in his chair reading and
she repeats the frying pan
swatting.
Man: "What the hell was that
for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse called." |
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