|
| Marriage jokes |
| Categor |
More Jokes |
| Total Hits |
1 |
| Rating |
 |
| Total Comments |
0 |
| The Joke |
A psychiatrist visited a
California
mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What
was
the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply.
"Well,
it all started when I got married and I guess I should never
have
done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became my
stepdaughter.
My dad came to visit us, fell in love with my
lovely stepdaughter, then
married her. And so my stepdaughter was now
my stepmother. Soon, my
wife had a son who was, of course, my
daddy's brother-in-law since he is
the half-brother of my stepdaughter,
who is now, of course, my daddy's
wife.
So, as I told you,
when my stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at
once my
stepmother! Now, since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he
also
became my uncle. As you know, my wife is my step-grandmother since
she
is my stepmother's mother. Don't forget that my stepmother is my
r
stepdaughter. Remember, too, that I am my wife's
grandson.
But hold on just a few minutes more. You see, since I'm married to my
step-grandmother, I am not only the wife's grandson and her hubby,
but
I am also my own grandfather. Now can you understand how I got
put in
this place?"
After staring blanky with a dizzy look
on his face, the psychiatrist
replied: "Move over!" |
| Rate this
joke |
|
|
| Send this joke
to your friends |
|
|
| Leave your
comment for this joke |
|
|
| Comments for
this joke |
| |
jokes news
An offbeat lookUSA Weekend - 8 hours agoMy parents may not have made funny jokes about it, but they were supportive. With any life-changing decision, that's the most important thing. ... |
Bob Saget + bad words = not funnyMinnesota Daily, MN - Apr 17, 2008By Jay Boller in case you haven't heard, Bob Saget (TV's Danny Tanner) swears and talks about having sex with things these days. If that was news to you, ... |
Drabbles in a Tooth Fairy's Journal - Sa13+SnitchSeeker.com, CA - May 11, 2008[Pardon my insanity and my not so funny jokes they are mainly there to crack me up, am in a bit of bizarre mood, you tend to be that way when you are all ... |
This guy's no dummyPeoria Journal Star, IL - May 4, 2008The show was opened by "Guitar Hero" Brian Haner, a guitar-playing comedian who had funny jokes about crystal meth fans ("Thanks for making the drive in ... |
Baltic Times |
Forgetting Sarah MarshallBaltic Times, Latvia - Apr 30, 2008It’s just that it takes too long to get there and in the middle there are no jokes, not any funny jokes, no jokes at all. When the film finally does get to ... |
Life is Beautiful for Louth Film ClubMarket Rasen Today, UK - Apr 30, 2008... were won over both by the film’s story, a warm-hearted tribute to men and women facing the most appalling circumstances, and some very funny jokes. ... |
Baby Mama Does A Sperm Inside Weekend Box Officehecklerspray, Los Angeles - Apr 28, 2008... all the letters in the title are the letter A. And for thirders, it’s got Tina Fey in so it’s just like 30 Rock, but without the funny jokes and stuff. ... |
funny-jokes - Google News
|
