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A husband and wife were driving down a country
lane on
their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy
hollow in the road
and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of
trying to get the car
out by themselves, they saw a young farmer
coming down the lane, driving
some oxen before him.
The farmer
stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to
pull the
car out of the mud for $50. The husband accepted, and minutes
later
the car was free. The farmer turned to the husband and said, "You
know, you're the tenth car I've helped out of the mud today."
The husband looks around at the fields incredulously and asks the
farmer, "When do you have time to plough your land? At night?"
"No," the young farmer replied seriously, "Night is when I put the
water in the hole." |
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