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A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving
down the road, when
the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a
farmhouse nearby, the farmer
informed them that he had only one spare
room, and that it had only two
twin beds.
They were welcome
to it, but one of them had to sleep in the barn.
After much
discussion, the hindu volunteered to go to the barn. A few
moments later, a
knock on the bedroom door, and the hidu explained that
there was a
cow in the barn, and cows are sacred and he could not possibly
sleep in the barn with a cow.
Annoyed, the rabbi volunteered. A few
moments later, a knock on the
door. The rabbi explained that there
was a pig in the barn and that he,
being very orthodox, could not
possibly spend the evening in the barn
with the origin of
pork.
Finally the lawyer said that he would go to the barn. A few moments
later there was a knock on the door. It was the cow and the p
ig! |
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