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A Scottish man, an Englishman and an Irishman
were
sitting in a pub discussing the best pubs around. The
Englishman says,
''There's a pub in the West Midlands where the landlord
buys you a
drink for every that you buy.'' The Scot is not
impressed and says,
''That's nothing! In the Highlands every time you
buy a drink the
landlord buys you five.'' At this point the
Englishman is fairly
impressed. The Irishman, totally unimpressed, says
''That's nothing. In
Dublin there's this pub where the landlord
buys your drinks all night, and
then when the bar shuts he takes
you into a room and makes love to
you.'' The Scot and Englishman
are well impressed and ask if the Irishman
goes there a lot. He
replies ''No, but my sister told me about
it.'' |
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