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Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
A: 170. One to send the Never Fail Novena
to the Cheektowaga Times for
publication so St. Jude may grant the
lightbulb request, one to say the
Last Rites for the old lightbulb,
ten volunteer firemen to break into
the house and smash the old
light bulb to bits, fifty to protest the
abortion of the old
lightbulb, ten to organize a lawn fete and spaghetti
dinner at Our Most Holy
Precious Blood of the Seventeen Martyred Saints
R.C. Church to
raise funds to buy a new light bulb (and the Monsignor a
new pair of
bowling shoes as a gift on St. Stanislaus Day), twenty from
Chiavettas Catering to serve the food, twenty to run the Monte Carlo
gambling tent, fifty to run everything else, one to go to Koplinskis
Appliances to buy the light bulb, one to screw it in, five to say the
Rosary as the bulb is being screwed in, and the Monsignor to bless
it. |
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