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Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one
Scottish, are out walking
along the beach together one day. They come
across a lantern and a Genie
pops out of it. "I will give you each
one wish, that's three wishes in
total", says the
Genie.
The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his
Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans
full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie's eye
FOOM! the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed,
so he
said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that
no one
will get in for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of
the Genie's eye POOF! there was a huge wall
around
England.
The Irishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this
wall." The Genie explains, "well, it's about 150 feet high, 50
feet
thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or ou
t."
The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water." |
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