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An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were
driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas. They
all
decided to start walking to the nearest town (which they had
passed 50
miles back) to get some help.
A rancher was sitting
on his front porch that evening when he saw the
white guy top the
horizon and walk toward him. The rancher noticed that
the white guy
was carrying a glass of water, so when he was within
hearing
distance, the rancher said, "Hi there...what are you doing carring
a
glass of water through the desert?"
The white guy explained his
predicament and explained that since he had
a long way to go, he might
get thirsty, so that's why he was carrying
the water.
A
little while later the rancher noticed the black guy walking toward
him with a loaf of bread in his hand. "What are you doing?" asked the
rancher again.
As before, the black guy explained the s
ituation and said that since he
had a long way to go, he might get
hungry and that's why he had the
bread.
Finally the
Irishman appeared, dragging a car door through the sand.
More curious
than ever, the rancher asked, "Hey, why are you dragging
that car
door?"
"Well," he said, "I have a long way to go, so if it gets too
hot,
I'll roll down the window." |
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