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Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington
for New York.
One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle
seat. Just before
takeoff a fat, little Israeli guy got on and took
the aisle seat next to
the Arabs. He kicked off his shoes, wiggled
his toes and was settling
in when the Arab in the window seat said,
"I think I'll go up and get
a coke."
"No problem," said
the Israeli. "I'll get it for you." While he
was gone, the Arab
picked up the Israeli's shoe and spit in it. When the
Israeli returned
with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good.
I think I'll
have one too."
Again, the Israeli obligingly went to fetch it,
and while he is gone
the Arab other picked up the other shoe and
spit in it. The Israeli
returned with the coke, and they all sat back
and enjoyed the short flight
to New York.
As the plane was
landing the Israeli slipped his feet into his shoes
and knew
immediately what had happened.
"How long must this go on?" he
asked. "This enmity between our
peoples..... this hatred... this
animosity... this spitting in shoes and
peeing in cokes?" |
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