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There was a Japanese man who went to America for
sightseeing. On
the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to
the
airport. During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi.
Thereupon, the man
leaned out of the window excitedly and yelled,
"Honda, very fast! Made
in Japan!"
After a while, a Toyota sped
past the taxi. Again, the Japanese man
leaned out of the window and
yelled, "Toyota, very fast! Made in Japan!"
And then a Mitsubishi
sped past the taxi. For the third time, the
Japanese leaned out of
the window and yelled, "Mitsubishi, very fast! Made
in
Japan!"
The driver was a little angry, but he kept quiet. And this went on
for
quite a number of cars. Finally, the taxi came to the airport.
The fare
was US$300.
The Japanese exclaimed, "Wah... so
expensive!"
There upon, the driver yelled back, "Meter, very fas
t! Made in
Japan!" |
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