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A family of ducks were
walking down the road
when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther
down the road a
family of skunks were walking the other way when the
same
18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally
met
each other and the duck said, "Excuse me, my mom died down the
road.
Would you tell me what I am?" "Well", said the skunk "You have
webbed feet, a beak, and feathers. You must be a duck." "Thanks" said
the duck; then the skunk said, "My mom died down the road too, will
you tell me what I am?" "Well", said the duck, "Your black, your
white, & your mom's dead, you must be O.J.'s kid" |
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