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A man named Mr. Smith was
flying from San
Francisco to LA.
Unexpectedly the plane stopped in Sacramento along
the way. The flight
attendant explained that there would be a
delay, and if the passengers
wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane
would re-board in 30 minutes.
Everybody got off the plane except one
gentleman who was blind. Mr.
Smith had noticed him as he walked by
and could tell the blind man had
flown before because his Seeing
Eye dog lay quietly underneath the seats
in front of him throughout
the entire flight.
Mr. Smith could also tell he had flown this
very flight before because
the pilot approached him, and calling him
by name, said Keith, we're
in Sacramento for almost an hour. Would
you like to get off and stretch
your legs?"
Keith replied,
"No thanks, but maybe the dog would like to stretch his
legs".
Now, picture this: All the people in the gate area came to
a complete
quiet standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot
walk off the
plane with the Seeing Eye dog!
The pilot was
even wearing sunglasses.
People scattered. They not only tried
to change planes, but they were
trying to change airlines! |
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