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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made
an
announcement over the intercom,
"Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking. Welcome to
Flight Number 293, nonstop
from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead
is good and
therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now
sit back and
relax - OH MY GOD!"
Silence.
Then, the captain came back
on the intercom and said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I
scared you earlier, but
while I was talking, the flight-attendant
brought me a cup of coffee and
spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You
should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said,
"That's nothing. You should see the back
of mine!" |
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