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There were three guys in an
airplane. One
guy dropped
a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last
dropped
a grenade.
When they got back on the ground they were
walking
down the street and they saw a woman crying. Being the
gentlemen
they are they went up to ask her why she was
crying she said "A rock
fell from the sky, landed on my
cat and now my cat is dead." The men
said they were very
sorry to here that and walked away.
The
next house they came across a little further down
the road there was
another woman crying. Being the
gentlemen they are they walk up to
her and asked her why
she was crying she said "A brick fell from the
sky, land-
ed on my dog , and now my dog is dead." The men said
they were very sorry to hear that and walked away.
The next
house they came across a little further
down the road there was a man
laughing his head off.
Wondering what was so funny they went up
to ask him.
After they asked him he replied, "I bent over to get
the news paper this morning , I farted and my whole
house blew
up!" |
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