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| What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?An elephant with spare parts!What's grey but turns red?An embarrassed elephant!What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?Cinderelephant!When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?When it's a baby elephant!How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?When your nose touches the ceiling!What do you call an elephant that flies?A jumbo jet!What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?Nothing, it just let out a little wine! |
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